+ THE BASICS +

01. [Full name] Daniel DeRienzo. It doesn't get any more exciting than that. 02. [Birthday] November 14, same birthday as Joseph McCarthy, King Hussein of Jordan, Prince Charles and Claude Monet. I'm in good company. 03. [Birth state] Last time I checked, Italy was a country. 04. [Birth town] Milano - or Milan, as the Americans call it. 05. [Age] 18 06. [Sex] Male. Must be why I'm so superior. 07. [Six words to describe you] Superb, flawless, excellent, supreme, impeccable, beyond compare - just about any synonym of perfect you can think of. 08. [Weight] I don't see how this is related to anything of importance. 09. [Height] Ditto. 10. [Eye color] What, I can't answer 'ditto' on all the questions? Brown, then. 11. [Tan/pale/black/mixed] Pale, although I find this question to be highly stupid. 12. [Race] White, I'd say. 13. [Heritage] Italian 14. [Hair color] Brownish 15. [Hair length] Short 16. [Piercings] No 17. [Tattoos] No 18. [School] Unfortunately, yes. What's the point when I already know everything? 19. [Grade school] Same there. 20. [Sports played now] I'll get on that as soon as I've had my lobotomy. 21. [Sports played in the past] I never bothered. 22. [Pets] Fred and Kate are sort of like pets sometimes.

+ RANDOM INFORMATION +

01. [Parents’ names] My mom calls herself Evelina, so I assume that is her name. 02. [Parents’ occupations] She's a designer. George is some kind of teacher. I've never cared enough to ask for any details. 03. [Kind of car you have] I don't have one. I use Fred's. Mostly when he's not aware of it. 04. [Sibling age/names] Den, Deck and Daffy. Kate refers to them as the superheroes because their names sound like a bad superhero trio, but yeah. That's them. 05. [Live] At school during the weeks. 06. [Rooms in your house] We're only given one room. I mostly have the room to myself, though. Roommates and I don't seem to be compatible. 07. [Color theme of your room] Some sort of depressing white. 08. [Color of carpet] Gray. 09. [Room size] I picture this is what living in a box would be like. 10. [Bed size] Ditto. 11. [Sheet colors] What? Why does it matter? 12. [How many pillows] I don't keep count of 'em. 13. [Furniture in your room] More than should be physically possible. 14. [Kind of computer] It's currently beyond repair, but it used to be a workable laptop. I think it's time for another trade off with Fred again. 15. [Money in bank account] Oh, do you want my credit card number, too? 16. [Posters in room] None

+ DO YOU NORMALLY (MORE OFTEN THAN NOT) +

01. [Ask or answer questions?] I already know everything worth knowing. 02. [Converse or participate in awkward silence?] I don't surround myself with people that don't say anything sensible, and especially not people that don't talk at all. 03. [Talk or listen?] Well, at least I have things to say that makes sense. 04. [Dress up or dress down?] What? What is it with these stupid questions? 05. [Stay up late or get to bed early?] Stay up late. 06. [Get what you want or get what you deserve?] I always get what I want. Only weak people get what they deserve. 07. [Get attention or give your attention?] No one I've encountered so far deserves my attention. 08. [Stand out or blend in?] Stand out, obviously. 09. [Give a hand or give hand outs?] Neither. Why should I support someone who's too lazy to work for a living? 10. [Win or lose?] Win 11. [Plan or follow-through?] Without the plans there would be nothing to follow-through, would there? 12. [Smile or cry?] I'm not like Fred, who cries every time he gets the least bit upset. 13. [Sing it or hum it?] What exactly is 'it'? 14. [Style your hair or just whatever?] Yeah, whatever. 15. [Call or get called?] I haven't really thought about it. 16. [Visit or have people over?] Visit 17. [Eat or skip breakfast?] Eat, usually. Kate has forced me to eat breakfast with her every morning since we met. That's a lot of breakfasts. 18. [Make a meal or go out for one?] I have money, I don't make my own meals. 19. [Drive or get driven?] I mostly let Fred drive. The poor guy should get to be good at something, right? 20. [Do what you had planned?] Unless I get bored with it, yeah. 21. [Attend or skip class/work?] A fine combination of both. 22. [Act like yourself or act appropriately?] Appropriately? That sounds like a bunch of rot. 23. [Laugh or get laughed at?] Laugh 24. [Help others or help yourself?] Help myself. Why the hell would I help someone I don't know? 25. [Eat what’s good for you or eat what tastes good?] Eat what tastes good. 26. [Start it or finish it?] I still want to know what this 'it' thing is. 27. [Stay bored or get things done?] Eh, whatever requires the least work. 28. [Apologize or be stubborn?] I don't apologize for other people's stupidity. 29. [Tell them you have a crush on them or hope they figure it out?] I don't have 'crushes'. 30. [Pay for yourself or get paid for?] I pay for myself, thanks. 31. [Lean in first or wait for them to make a move?] In my experience, it takes a bloody eternity for a chick to make the first move. 32. [Get rejected or never ask?] Neither. I've never gotten rejected... except that one time - but that definitely doesn't count! 33. [Hope it happens or make it happen?] Hope is for losers. 34. [Try your hardest or hard enough?] Why at all? 35. [Work it out or put up with what you got?] I'd go with whatever's least bothersome. 36. [Talk it through or ignore it as much as you can?] Depends on whom it is I'm supposed to be ignoring. 37. [Know or think?] I always know. 38. [Trust or suspect?] Oh, please. Only weak people trust.

+ DO YOU? +

01. [Pluck your eyebrows?] Oh, yes. That's all I ever do. 02. [Ever cut or hurt yourself on purpose?] No, though these questions are so mindnumbingly boring that I'm starting to consider it. 03. [Drink enough water?] I'm not exactly a sealion. 04. [Wear shoes in the house or take them off?] Will my answer to this question change the outcome of my future in some way? 05. [Eat wheat bread or white?] Or? Now I have to choose between bread too? 06. [Kiss on the first date?] I usually don't bother having second or third dates, so yeah. 07. [Dream in color or black and white?] I'll ask Sandman the next time I see him. 08. [Have any dimples?] People with dimples are the spawn of Satan. 19. [Remember being born?] I'm sure that day will be a day for the history books, but sadly, no. 10. [Drink alcohol?] How else would I get through the days? 11. [Like high school?] Yes, I'm having the time of my life. What the hell do you think? 12. [Like sunrises or sunsets the most?] It feels like I'm wasting my life right now. 13. [Want to live to be 100?] Sure 14. [Like salty food or sugary food the most?] I won't choose between that too. 15. [Think a flat stomach is important?] Utterly so. It's all I ever think about. 16. [Think you are tolerant of other people’s beliefs?] Of course not. Other people are morons. 17. [Believe in magic?] Yes, that'll be the day. 18. [Have nightmares frequently?] No 19. [Like your nose?] Come on. 20. [Like abstract art?] No, it's the most overrated thing I could think of. 21. [Think you can draw well?] I'm sure my abstract art would be better than most people's. 22. [Listen to music daily?] Yeah 23. [Like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?] I own like two pairs of shoes or something? 24. [Write poetry?] No, wait, here's something else that's as equally overrated as abstract art. 25. [Snore when you sleep?] I don't listen to myself when I sleep. 26. [Sleep more on your side or your back?] How should I know if I'm asleep? 27. [Know anyone who is clinically depressed?] Probably everyone at this school, including the teachers. 28. [Know someone who has cancer?] No 29. [Like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?] I don't care, as long as it's not sleazy. 30. [Have a middle name? What is it?] I don't see that as being anyone's business. Sod off.

+ SEX +

01. [Are you straight or gay?] Straight, obviously. 02. [Ever been kissed?] Uh, yeah. 03. [Kissed someone of the same sex?] No, of course not. 04. [French kissed?] Yeah. 05. [Held hands?] I wouldn't stoop that low, no. 06. [Hugged someone?] No one goes safe with Kate around. 07. [Had sexual fantasies?] Obviously. 08. [Had gay/lesbian fantasies?] About Kate snogging Chrissie Connors, sure. I'm sure they would do it if they were offered enough money. 09. [What would be ultimate fantasy place to have sex?] I don't know. Definitely not the library. Or at the zoo. 10. [Paid someone for sex?] Most girls want dinner and a movie before I can get them into bed, so yeah. 11. [Been paid for sex?] Not that I can think of, no. 12. [Girls, have you ever been pregnant?] I suppose this is where I point out that I'm not a chick? 13. [Guys, your girl ever been pregnant?] Not to my knowledge. 14. [Have you ever had sex with a stranger?] Well, I know at least their first names. Mostly. 15. [If not, do you want to?] Right now or just in general? 16. [Which one are you more afraid of getting, AIDS or pregnant?] I'm not afraid of any of that. I have some common sense, you know. 17. [Do you believe in waiting until marriage to have sex?] Kind of too late to start worrying about now, wouldn't you say? 18. [Have you ever had a crush on a friend’s boy/girlfriend?] Again with the sodding crushes. I don't have them! 19. [Have you ever done anything with a friend’s boy/girlfriend?] Define 'friend'. 20. [Do you joke about sex a lot?] Well, I have to. Kate thinks it's offensive. 21. [Is there someone you’re longing to be with right now?] If 'be with' means 'do', then sure. 22. [Ever been caught doing something sexual with someone?] A few times. Usually not by anyone that matters. 23. [Ever walked in on your parents having sex?] 50% of my parents are kind of dead, so that would be a no. 24. [Does someone’s reputation have an effect on your answer if they asked you out?] Not really. I don't intend to go out with them more than once anyway.

+ HAVE YOU EVER +

01. [Smoked a cigarette] Yeah 02. [Smoked a cigar] No 03. [Snorted coke] Yeah 04. [Smoked weed] Yeah 05. [Been high] Yeah 06. [Had sex] Are you kidding me? I would think that'd be obvious by now. 07. [Said “I hope you die” to someone] Not really. I hear it a lot, though. 08. [Tried to kill yourself] No 09. [Gotten in a fist fight] Yeah 10. [Lied to your parents] Yeah 11. [Broken a bone] No 12. [Lied to your friends] Yeah 13. [Bit someone] No 14. [Bungee jumped] No 15. [Been skydiving] No 16. [Gotten drunk] Yeah 17. [Gotten totally wasted] Yeah 18. [Given someone a bruise] Yeah 19. [Skinny-dipped] No 20. [Driven illegally] Yeah 21. [Ditched someone] Yeah 22. [Freak danced] No 23. [Shoplifted] No 24. [Cut yourself] No 25. [Skipped school] Yeah 26. [Hung up on someone] Yeah 27. [Gone commando] No 28. [Thrown up at school] Yeah, but not during the day. 29. [Made yourself throw up] Probably 30. [Flashed someone] I don't think so. 31. [Snuck out] Yeah 32. [Been to a school dance] Kate forces me to go. I wouldn't, but the chance of getting laid is usually high. 33. [Thought your teacher was hot] No 34. [Had an eating disorder] No 35. [Had surgery] No 36. [Seen a therapist] Yeah 37. [Done a split] No 38. [Been on a cheerleading team] Oh, please. 39. [Played spin the bottle] Yeah

+ GIRL TALK +

01. [What make-up do you wear daily?] Are all these questions going to be this annoying? This is like Kate territory. 02. [How many pairs of shoes do you own?] I'm not about to go count them. 03. [Come on, tell the truth. Is that really your true hair color?] Sadly, yes. I wish I had green hair. 04. [How many fillings do you have?] Two or three, maybe. 05. [Do you think you’re good-looking?] Yeah, of course I am. 06. [Do other people often tell you that you’re good-looking?] Yeah, of course they do. 07. [Do you look like any celebrities?] I don't know. James Dean, maybe. 08. [Ever come close to having sex, but didn’t?] Not that I can remember. 09. [With who?] I definitely can't remember that. 10. [If so, why didn’t you?] Probably for some lame reason. No condom, or something. 11. [Are your eyebrows a different color from your hair?] Yet another thing I couldn't care less about. 12. [When did you last have a hickey, and where?] I don't know. On my neck? 13. [Are you on birth control?] Of course not. 14. [Can you dance?] Not something I want to find out. 15. [Do you struggle with self-esteem?] What do you think? 16. [If you unexpectedly got pregnant, what would you do?] Die from shock. 17. [Future daughters/sons names?] I don't plan to ever have children. 18. [Are you pro-choice?] I don't really give a shit.

+ THE PAST +

01. [Any good memories from this year?] There have been some highlights, yeah. 02. [Any bad memories from this year?] Only the presence of McKinley. 03. [Do you regret anything from this year?] No 04. [Do you regret anything you’ve ever done?] Not really, no. 05. [Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?] I can't say that that's anyone's business either, so fuck off. 06. [Did you ever have braces?] Yeah 07. [What is your best childhood memory?] I'm sure my two year-old self couldn't have been happier the day we moved out from my grandparents' house. 08. [Do you have the same friends you did when you were seven and under?] No, we moved a lot. 09. [What was your favorite childhood toy?] Yeah, let's put this on the long list of things that aren't other people's business. 10. [What was your favorite cartoon when you were four?] This too. 11. [What was your favorite movie as a child?] And this. 12. [Did you ever suck your thumb?] What? No, I highly doubt that. I'm not going to ask. 13. [What color hair did you have as a kid?] I was probably blonder, like my brothers. 14. [What was your first word?] I hope it was 'world domination'. I'll ask Ma about it. 15. [How did your parents name you?] Not your business. 16. [What does your name mean?] I don't know, but I have a book of my own in the Old Testament.

+ THE PRESENT +

01. [Current music] None. Silence really is gold after a day with Kate McKinley. 02. [Current CD in player] I'm too tired to go look. 03. [Current conversations] I'm just enjoying the silence right now. 04. [Current time] 12:36 am 05. [Current clothes] My school uniform. Haven't had time to change out of it yet. 06. [Current hair] Not something I prioritize greatly. 07. [Current taste] Chewing-gum. Not tasting much anymore. 08. [Current mood] Not good. These questions are pissing me off. 09. [Current smell] Something weird. I wonder if my roommate might be dead? Haven't seen him around much lately. 10. [Current thing you should be doing] Stop answering these sodding questions and go to bed. 11. [Current desktop picture] Can't remember. Probably nothing special. 12. [Current favorite group] Will this thing ever run out of questions? 13. [Current book] Nothing. I don't read anything unless it interests me. 14. [Current refreshment] Nothing. I might have to get drunk after this, though. 15. [Current worry] That time has stopped. It seriously must have. 16. [Current crush] Sodding hell.