(1) The singular most boring question: what’s your name?
Fred: Fred
Kate: Kate!
Daniel: Oh, you had to add the exclamation point, didn't ya?
Kate: Of course! *giggles*
Daniel: *rolls eyes* I'm Daniel, without an exclamation point.
Catalina: I'm just Catalina.
Jeff: Jeff
Lex: Lex
Kate: Oh, you are all such bores.
(2) Are you happy with it?
Kate: Yeah, I think it's a lovely name to have! Katherine is a tad too fancy, though, but only my parents call me that.
Daniel: Probably for a reason, too.
Kate: Hey!
Lex: I kinda agree. I like my nickname better than my real name, just like Kate and Fred.
Kate: Thank you!
Fred: I think Lex is a very nice name, too.
Daniel: Oh, suck up some more, will ya.
(3) Are you named after anyone?
Kate: Those other names I have are family names. I won't say what they are, though!
Daniel: You know, McKinley, this isn't a contest. You won't win anything even if you manage to answer every question first.
Kate: I'm just saying that I have family names too!
Fred: You mean Betty Ry- *sound of soft thud* Ouch! Don't kick!
(4) Are you a prostitute?
Kate: I would hope not!
Daniel: I beg to differ. *sound of another soft thud* Ow!
Jeff: Are the questions supposed to be this irrelevant?
Kate: Where you expecting a meeting of the minds?
Jeff: With you here?
Daniel: *snorts*
...
Daniel: Why didn't you kick him?
Kate: *scowls* I would, but Lex would only kick me back and that would hurt.
(5) Your screen name:
Kate: Oh, I don't really get along well with computers... I only give out my screen name to my friends.
Daniel: Why does that have to include me?
Fred: You guys, stop fighting over every, single question!
Lex: Fred, I think you're fighting a lost cause.
Catalina: This reminds me of the PSATs all over again.
Fred: Oh, shut up.
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you?
Fred: I gue-
Kate: Certainly! All my children will have my name! Little Katrina, Katima, Katie, Kathy, Kathryn, Kathleen, Katelynn, Katalin and Kat will all be blessed with my fantastic name! Even if they're boys.
Daniel: Is there an off button on this one?
Kate: Hey! Keep your hands to yourself!
(7) Then what would you name your children?
Kate: I just told you that, didn't I?
Lex: Maybe we should let Kate answer all the questions for us?
Jeff: If it saves me from answering them, it's fine by me.
Kate: You guys, you agreed to do this!
Jeff: I'm only here because Lex begged me to come.
Lex: Well, I'm only here because Fred wanted me to.
Fred: Daniel forced me to be here.
Daniel: I did not force you! That was Kate.
...
Catalina: So, who invited me?
Fred: Sure wasn't me.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Fred: Jeff, quick, before Kate can answer!
Jeff: Umm, I guess that would be... Kelly.
Catalina: Kelly?
Jeff: Yeah, I know. It's cringe-worthy.
Lex: Did you just say cringe-worthy?
Jeff: Eh, yes. I blame Kate.
Kate: I dated a guy named Zach once. He was no fun at all.
Daniel: What the hell are you on about?
Kate: That would've been my name: Zacharias. My mom told me that.
Fred: Right...
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be?
Kate: Bambi!
Catalina: My name isn't Bambi...
Daniel: I like my name the way it is.
Jeff: Yeah, me too.
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly?
Kate: Daniel never calls me Kate! He calls me Katie-pooh or Red, even if I tell him not to!
Fred: I don't think that's what they mean with 'mispronunciations', Katie.
Lex: I've never met anyone stupid enough to mispronounce Lex.
Catalina: Teachers call you Alexis.
Lex: Thanks for pointing that out, Lina.
Daniel: Hey, if you two are gonna have a cat-fight, maybe-
Catalina, Lex: We're not!
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous?
Kate: I would like to be known as Kate! only. Kate! - The Amazing Cheerleader. Or: Kate! - Princess of the World.
Fred: Ignore her. Lex?
Lex: It's not a matter of 'if' for us, it's a matter of 'when'. Right, Jeff?
Jeff: Of course.
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BASICS
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(12) Your gender:
Daniel: Oh, what's with the stupid questions?!
Lex: There are three males and three females here. We can pair it up later.
Kate: *yelps* Daniel! Get your hands off!
Daniel: What? I'm just checking. You told us to take the survey seriously.
(13) Straight/gay/bi?
Daniel: Anyone here not straight?
Fred: Doubtful in Catalina's case.
Catalina: Hey!
(14) Single?
Lex: No. I'm with Fred.
Fred: Nope. I'm Lex's.
Kate: From time to time.
Daniel: Pfft. Always.
Catalina: Yes.
Jeff: Eh, it depends.
(15) Want to be?
Fred: Not at all.
Lex: Same here.
Daniel: It's awesome.
Kate: I've always wanted to be a ballerina.
Daniel: Of course...
Catalina: Yes, it's my lifelong dream.
Jeff: To be a ballerina?
Catalina: No!
(16) Your birth date:
Daniel: Kate's is April 10.
Kate: No, it's not! You're such an ass! It's April 9th, the best day of the entire year!
Daniel: What? I always say Happy Birthday to you on the 10th! *grins*
Kate: *mutters* Yeah, exactly... That's why you're an ass, Daniel.
Jeff: I really think this is an argument the rest of us should stay out of.
Lex: Yeah, me too.
(17) Your age:
Fred: Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm 17.
Jeff: The number of years it is after I was born.
Lex: *laughs* I was just gonna say that!
Daniel: The rest of us are 16, actually.
Kate: I'm also 17 now!
(18) Age you act:
Kate: I act my own age, of course!
Fred: Oh, please.
(19) Age you wish you were:
Jeff: Forever young.
Lex: I second that.
Daniel: Lina probably wishes she was 21.
Catalina: What's that supposed to mean?
Fred: *laughs*
(20) Your height:
Kate: 5’5!
Daniel: I was just wondering why you were so quiet...
Fred: I'm... tall.
Kate: Taller than Daniel!
Daniel: Oh, shut up.
(21) The color of your eyes:
Daniel: *rolls eyes* Yellow.
Kate: Intense green!
Fred: Hey, I can still see that!
Kate: Oh, crapola.
(22) Happy with it?
Kate: Oh, it's perfect!
Daniel: You would think that.
(23) The color of your hair:
Kate: Bright red!
Jeff: I second that.
Kate: See? Jeff's on my side.
Daniel: What side? I don't see any sides!
(24) Happy with it?
Kate: Of course! Why wouldn't I be?
Daniel: I don't know. Do you want to look like a troll?
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous?
Lex: Right.
Jeff: Right.
Daniel: Left.
Catalina: Right.
Kate: I'm right handed, but I can write with my left hand too. I broke my wrist when I was a kid, and I didn't wanna wait until they took off the cast before I could write again.
Fred: Ever heard of a short answer?
(26) Your living arrangement?
Fred: We all live in a dorm.
Kate: It's great here!
Lex: Eh.
(27) How many rooms are there in your house?
Catalina: Probably like a gazillion.
Fred: I don't think they mean in the school.
Catalina: What do you know about it?
(28) Your family:
Lex: Parents, two older brothers, one older sister, and my younger brother and sister.
Daniel: Two stepbrothers, a mom and a step dad.
Jeff: Parents and my older sister.
Kate: Just Mom and Dad. I don't have a real big family, like Fred.
Jeff: Lex has a bigger family than Fred.
Daniel: You take for granted that she knows how to count. Lina?
Catalina: Two older brothers and Mom and Dad.
(29) Have any pets?
Fred: Used to... Pets aren't fortunate in our house...
Kate: Only Kitkat. I'm still suspicious of his whereabouts...
Daniel: The cat your parents killed?
Kate: They just sent him to a farm!
Daniel: In England?!
(30) What’s your job?
Lex: Our band does gigs.
Kate: Cheerleading is kind of a job.
Daniel: The only jobs cheerleaders are good at are blowjobs.
Kate: You're such an ass!! Fred, tell him to stop!
Fred: *chuckles* What? I've never dated a cheerleader, so I wouldn't know.
Kate: You're supposed to side with me!
Daniel: Oh, calm down, McKinley.
(31) Piercings?
Lex: Only ears and cartilage.
Catalina: Yeah, me too... minus the cartilage.
Kate: No piercings other than ears!
Daniel: Alright already. Keep your voice down.
(32) Tattoos?
Kate: Surely you don't think I would sacrifice my cheerleading career for something as ridiculous as a tattoo?!
Fred: Tattoos aren't ridiculous!
Kate: Yes, they are! Why would you wanna destroy your skin permanently?
Catalina: Some tattoos are nice...
Daniel: What does yours say? 'I love Fred'?
Catalina: Screw you, it does not!
(33) Obsessions?
Kate: Shoes.
Jeff: Music.
Fred: Ceilings.
Lex: Didn't I used to be one of your obsessions?
Fred: You still are.
Lex: Aww.
Daniel: Oh, get a room, you two.
(34) Addictions?
Catalina: Pizza.
Kate: Shoes. Those chocolate biscuits Daniel brought home from Italy for me.
Daniel: For you? You stole them!
Lex: Music.
Fred: Food.
Daniel: Don't forget the alcohol, man.
Lex: Hey, leave him alone.
Daniel: *laughs* I was just kidding!
(35) Do you speak another language?
Fred: Not sure what 'other' languages I speak, but I know English, Swedish and German.
Catalina: Just Swedish. I studied French and Spanish.
Kate: Only English. I studied Spanish for a while, but it didn't make much sense to me.
Daniel: Italian.
Jeff: Lex and I can curse in several languages.
Lex: Yeah, we're from New York.
(36) Have a favorite quote?
Kate: "I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare!!" Yay!
Daniel: This will suit well after McKinley's fit: "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
Kate: Hey!
(37) Do you have a webpage?
Fred: *scoffs* Yeah. Right.
Lex: It involves too much work, yeah?
Fred: That too.
Kate: See (5) - but our cheerleading squad do have a webpage!
Daniel: Yeah. 'The Wank of the Week'.
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DEEP THOUGHTS
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(38) Do you live in the moment?
Fred: Not Kate. She has her head among the clouds.
Kate: Maybe I do.
Fred: There's really no point trying to escape the present.
Catalina: Maybe there is.
Fred: Oh, don't you start with me too!
Lex: The moment always seem to get me into trouble.
Catalina: *mutters* Yeah. Seems that way.
Lex: Did you say something?
Catalina: No.
Daniel: *chants quietly* Cat-fight! Cat-fight!
Catalina, Lex: Shut up!
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?
Catalina: *glares at Lex* Not at all.
Kate: Not if they're like Daniel.
Daniel: I take that as a compliment.
Lex: Only some people get on my nerves. Constantly.
Jeff: I put up with you lot, don't I? I must be the most tolerant guy there is.
(40) Do you have any secrets?
Lex: Not from Jeff, no.
Jeff: Yeah, I don't keep any secrets from Lex either.
Catalina: I don't have any secrets.
Fred: Big shock there. I don't keep anything from Lex-
Kate: Hey!
Fred: -or Kate, apparently. Who tells me secrets?
Lex: I guess I do. Unless it's super-secret.
Kate: *quickly* I do too! I tell Fred most things!
Daniel: It's not a contest, McKinley.
Fred: You're just grumpy because no one picked you.
Daniel: Damn right.
(41) Do you hate yourself?
Kate: Absolutely not! I love myself!
Lex: Does it count if I hate some of the things I do?
Kate: Oh, no! You really shouldn't do that, Lex. You're a wonderful person!
Lex: ...eh, thanks. I guess.
Daniel: Oh, enough with the pep-talk, McKinley. We're not your cheerleading squad.
Kate: Everybody needs a pep-talk from time to time, Daniel.
Lex: Just because I hate some of the things I do doesn't mean I hate myself!
Catalina: *mutters* True. I hate some of the things you do too.
Lex: ...excuse me?
Kate: You guys, don't fight! It brings down the spirit!
(42) Do you like your handwriting?
Jeff: Look! Another obnoxious question!
Daniel: Oh, don't be silly. I absolutely adore my handwriting. I should win a price for it. Hey, McKay, is there a contest for best handwriting?
Kate: Don't call me McKay!
(43) Do you have any bad habits?
Catalina: I don't have any.
Fred: No? I can tell you a few: you lie, you drag things way out of proportion-
Catalina: Yeah, well... screw you!
Kate: Apparently I talk too much. Pfft.
Jeff: I think we can all agree on that.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?
Lex: That I have a wonderful singing voice.
Fred: And you do!
Lex: Thank you, Fred.
Jeff: That I have awesome guitar skills.
Lex: And you do!
Jeff: *laughs* Thank you, Lex.
Kate: That I'm a great cheerleader! And I am!
Fred: Glad you're not full of yourself, Katie.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?
Kate: 'Fantastic - The Journey of Kate!'
Daniel: Is that the sequel to your previous blockbuster 'Top Ten Ways On How To Sleep Yourself To The Top'?
Kate: Jerk!
*sound of loud commotion*
(46) What’s your biggest fear?
Catalina: I don't wanna answer that.
Fred: I'm afraid of bugs.
Lex: And ants. And spiders. I don't like spiders either.
Fred: You'll kill them for me, though, right?
Lex: Of course, sweetie.
Daniel: Oh, gag me with a spoon.
Kate: I'm not a big fan of spiders. Or of being lonely.
Catalina: I second that.
(47) Can you sing?
Lex: Yeah.
Jeff: Yeah.
Fred: I can hit a note. That's about it.
Lex: Don't sell yourself short. Your... *chuckles* take on *chuckles more* Jessica Simpson is astounding.
Fred: *grumpily* You promised you wouldn't bring that up again!
Lex: *laughs*
Jeff: At least you don't sing even though you can't. *eyes Kate*
Kate: It's fun to sing anyway!
Jeff: ...
Kate: What? It is!
Daniel: You sound like a cat whose tail got caught in the lawnmower!
Kate: Nuh-uh!
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?
Jeff: Who would that possibly be?
Kate: Me! I am the coolest girl ever!
Catalina: Doubt it would help much.
Kate: Hey!
Daniel: Oh, a Bambi burn. Nice one, Lina.
Kate: Oh, shut up!
(49) Are you a loner?
Fred: Oh, definitely not!
Kate: Yeah, where's the fun in not having anyone to talk to?
Jeff: And this is why we lock the two of you in a room together when the rest of us need some down time.
Lex: I'm not really a loner either. And Fred isn't nearly as hyper as you'd think he'd be when I need some peace and quiet.
Daniel: Yeah? Do share that trick with the rest of us.
Fred: Hey, shut up!
(50) What are your number 1 priorities in life?
Jeff: Making music.
Lex: Yeah, making it with the band. Earning back some trust from... some people.
Catalina: *clears throat awkwardly*
Kate: Shopping! And my friends, of course.
Daniel: *unenthusiastically* We feel so honored.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Fred: I guess. I'm friends with all sorts of people.
Catalina: *snorts*
Fred: What was that?
Catalina: Nothing.
Lex: *mutters* I think someone's repressed.
Daniel: I still vote for a cat-fight.
Lex: Has anyone told you lately how obnoxious you are?
(52) Are you a daredevil?
Jeff: Not really.
Daniel: I live life on the edge, man.
Catalina: Of what? Town?
Daniel: Do be quiet, Tweety.
Catalina: Alright.
Kate: Hmmm... Yes. But Daniel would say I'm not.
Daniel: Damn right you're not.
Lex: Fred is, but he shouldn't be.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?
Kate: What? No! Didn't I just say how much I love myself?
Daniel: Loud and clear, you did.
Fred: Very loud and clear.
Lex: Nothing terribly serious.
Fred: Yeah. Issues.
Lex: Yours or mine?
Fred: Mine.
Daniel: Tweety?
Catalina: Nothing I care to tell you about.
Daniel: Emo girl has spoken.
Catalina: Hey!
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?
Kate: I guess I'm aggressive, but I don't like fighting. It's better to fight it out than to hold grudges, right?
Lex: I actually agree with that.
Jeff: I'm only aggressive when someone threatens my friends - or more specifically you girls.
Fred: Yeah, that pisses me off too.
Catalina: Meh.
Daniel: Now, there's a true talent when it concerns passivity.
(55) Have you got a journal?
Lex: I have one for music, and I have one online.
Jeff: I'm not very journalistic.
Kate: I have one, but I don't write much in it.
Catalina: Umm, yeah.
Daniel: It's not blue, is it?
Catalina: *glares*
Daniel: With a silver star on the cover?
Catalina: *glares more*
Daniel: I've seen one lay about, you see.
Fred: Could you just shut your mouth?
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness?
Kate: I'm a wonderful friend and a really good listener! My weakness would be that... hmm... Fred?
Fred: Admitting that you're wrong and saying the word sorry?
Kate: *thoughtfully* Nooo, that's not it...
Jeff: My guitar skills?
Lex: Is that a strength?
Jeff: Isn't it? Yours is definitely your musical ability.
Lex: Your weakness is that you can't say what you feel.
Jeff: I would say that yours is Fred.
Lex: I wouldn't call it a weakness, exactly. You're probably more right than wrong, though.
Daniel: *to Catalina* You can evaluate me if you want.
Kate: Are you coming on to her?
Daniel: No!
Kate: Oh, good. That was the worst pickup line ever.
Catalina: Umm... You're... very smart.
Daniel: Of course I am.
Catalina: You don't wanna know your weakness?
Daniel: Don't be foolish, girl. I don't have weaknesses.
...
Fred: Being a weakness is a bad thing, right?
Lex: Aww, Fred.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Fred: I have a really bad temper.
Lex: Not as bad as it used to be, Fred.
Fred: *shrugs* I guess not.
Lex: It's not!
Fred: Right.
Catalina: *slowly* I would try to be... less... judgmental - and more... forgive... ing.
Lex: Oooh, did it hurt to say all that?
Catalina: *scowls*
Kate: I can't think of anything!
Daniel: That's common knowledge already, McKinley.
Kate: I meant for the question!
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. Which would you choose?
Fred: Love.
Lex: Love or creativity.
Jeff: Same here.
Daniel: I don't need any of that. Already have it, kids.
Lex: Right...
Kate: I already am beautiful and creative! And lots of people love me! I would choose love, though.
Daniel: Lina is also content with what she's got.
Catalina: I was actually planning on not answering this question.
Daniel: Right...
(59) How do you vent?
Lex: I talk to Jeff.
Kate: I talk to Fred.
Fred: I don't really vent at all.
Jeff: I obviously talk to Lex.
Lex: Fred, you talk to me too.
Fred: I guess so.
Catalina: *mumbles* Yeah.
Daniel: I rely on myself. The lot of your advice sucks, you know.
*sounds of objections*
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?
Fred: I think I'm not.
Kate: I wouldn't say that's a bad thing.
Lex: Sometimes I am. Sometimes I'm not. Kate's right, though.
Kate: *shrugs* I haven't had much to be emotional over.
Lex: But you are, Fred.
Daniel: Oh, stoppit you two, before he starts to cry.
Fred: Sod off, Daniel.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
Jeff: Not really...
Catalina: *surprised* No?
Jeff: No.
Daniel: So you don't regret dating her even though your best friend was emotionally wrecked in the process?
Jeff: Could you mind your own business?
Daniel: I don't know. Can you?
Lex: I would suggest you shut up before Jeff punches you out.
Jeff: Good advice.
Daniel: *amused* It was just a harmless question! Lighten up!
Fred: I regret some stuff.
Lex: I regret the same stuff.
Daniel: You mean cheating on Lina?
Fred: You know, fuck you, Daniel.
Daniel: I'm trying to keep up! *grins*
Catalina: *glares at Fred* It's alright. I regret him too.
Daniel: You see? No hard feelings!
*sound of quiet muttering*
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?
Catalina: Obviously not!
Fred: It's starting to get better. *glares at Catalina*
Lex: I agree.
Catalina: *mutters* Oh, you would.
Lex: Look, if you have something to say to me, just do so, will ya?!
Daniel: *interrupts, excitedly* This is fabulous. We haven't even gotten to the serious questions yet, and you're all fighting already!
Kate: I, for one, love my life.
Daniel: Yeah, I'm starting to appreciate my life too. Right now, in fact.
(63) What is the most important lesson you’ve learned from life?
Catalina: That you can't trust Lex O'Leary.
Lex: That Lina is the bitchiest, most resentful brat I've ever known, and that she never ever says what's on her mind, but mutters it to herself, like that makes it any more difficult to hear!
Catalina: At least I'm not a deceitful liar!
Lex: I'm not either!
Jeff: Catalina, you know that's not true.
Catalina: Like you're any better!
Daniel: This is interesting. Do you always attack when attacked?
Catalina, Lex, Jeff, Fred: Shut up!!
*fight continues*
Daniel: *lightheartedly* So, McKinley. What's your most important lesson in life?
Kate: Hmm... Tricky. Oh! I know that stress is bad for your skin tone! I wish Fred would listen to me about that. He's always so stressed.
Fred: ...what?
(64) What do you like the most about your body?
Kate: I like everything about my body! Lex?
Lex: What? Oh. My singing voice.
Kate: *happily* Of course! You have a lovely singing voice, Lex.
Catalina: Yeah, it comes in handy when you're sleeping with my boyfriend behind my back.
Lex: Oh, grow up and get over it.
Daniel: I'm concerned. We have 285 questions to go. How will we ever get done if they're mad at each other?
Fred: Thought you said that was fabulous.
Daniel: It is, but I can listen to this every morning at breakfast. I'd like to get out of here at some point.
(65) And least?
Kate: ...okay, maybe I don't necessarily like it too much when my hair makes me look like a frizzy troll.
Jeff: I don't think you look like a frizzy troll.
Kate: Thank you, Jeff! But why aren't you off fighting with the other children?
Daniel: *grudgingly* Yeah, maybe you should be.
Jeff: *rolls eyes*
(66) Do you think you are good looking?
Daniel: Of course.
Kate: Well, yeah!
Daniel: Thank you.
Kate: I was answering on my own behalf.
Lex: I look alright.
Fred: You are very pretty.
Lex: *smiles* Why, thank you, Fred.
Daniel: Again with the gag me.
Fred: Again with the shut the hell up!
(67) Are you confident?
Lex: When it concerns music, yeah.
Fred: When speaking in front of a large crowd, maybe?
Kate: Haha, yeah I am! I hope so.
(68) What is the fictional character you’re most like?
Kate: Cinderella! *sings* A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep! In dreams you lose your heartaches, whatever you wish for, you keep! La la la lala!
Catalina: Wow. That was painful.
Lex: I agree.
Daniel: Did hell just freeze over?
(69) Do you always try your hardest?
Fred: Yes, always.
Catalina: If I can.
Kate: If I care.
Daniel: If it pays off.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?
Catalina: It means understood, Fred.
Fred: I didn't ask, Catalina.
Daniel: I'm not.
Lex: No, everyone knows you're obnoxious.
Jeff: No, can't say that I am.
Kate: Yeah.
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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke?
Kate: Eww, no! It would be a disaster if I did! And Fred, you really shouldn't either! And Daniel! Let's not even begin talking about what you shouldn't do!
Daniel: You got worked up over nothing all of sudden, Red...
Fred: And I don't always smoke! I know it's bad. I do play hockey, you know.
Catalina: You taught me how to smoke.
Fred: Yeah, well, you should've known better.
Daniel: And to be fair, if he hadn't, I would've.
Lex: Fred, you really shouldn't smoke.
Fred: I don't!
Kate: Even parties count!
Fred: Stop ganging up on me!
(72) Do drugs?
Kate: That would be even worse! *eyes Fred and Daniel* I really should sit down and have a serious talk with you two.
Daniel: Oh, spare us the sermon.
Fred: I don't do drugs.
Lex: *looks at Fred*
Fred: ...as much anymore.
Daniel: You just can't lie when she's present, can you?
Kate: Don't act all innocent. You do it too!
Daniel: Never claimed I didn't, honey.
Catalina: *hesitantly* Not all drugs are that bad.
Daniel: You know, I'm really starting to like you more and more for each day.
(73) Read the newspaper?
Lex: Yes.
Daniel: Sure.
Jeff: Yeah.
Fred: No, gives me a headache.
Daniel: Admit it. You can't read.
Fred: *shoves Daniel off the couch*
Kate: Yes, I like to keep up with what's happening.
Catalina: Sometimes.
(74) Pray?
Jeff: Not really.
Catalina: When I feel like it. Maybe.
Lex: Not often.
Kate: No, I rather try to rely on myself to make things happen.
Daniel: Oh, for God's sake, God don't exist, kids!
Kate: You just said 'for God's sake'.
Daniel: Oh.
(75) Go to church?
Kate: Only on holidays and some Sundays.
Lex: Not a lot.
Fred: I'm not religious. I go with Lex, though.
Jeff: Yeah, on holidays.
Daniel: You know, religion is such hypocrisy.
Catalina: Maybe so.
Daniel: Please. You're catholic.
Catalina: And you're full of shit.
Daniel: Touché.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?
Kate: No, I rather talk to people face to face. But I IM my friends when we're not together. I prefer calling them, though.
Fred: Yeah. They know.
Daniel: I just block her.
Kate: *snorts indignantly*
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?
Kate: I have a few. But only Mr. Gonzo is allowed to be in my bed when I sleep.
Daniel: Oh, yeah? The lacrosse team told me a different story.
Kate: *tries to kick him*
Jeff: All my stuffed animals are still camping out under my bed back home.
Kate: Aww.
Jeff: I didn't put them there. Lina did.
Catalina: They were lonely.
Lex: Mine are just in my room. Fred plays with them from time to time.
Fred: *laughs* They sure are entertaining.
Kate: Yeah, Alex drooled all over his!
Fred: Thanks for sharing that with everyone.
Daniel: *to Lex* You drooled on his teddy bear?
Lex: No, his brother Alex did.
Fred: It was an elephant.
(78) Take walks in the rain?
Fred: Yeah. I run in the rain too.
Lex: Unless it's too cold.
Kate: Yuck, no! My hair would get ruined!
Catalina: Rain likes me.
(79) Snore when you sleep?
Kate: No! I'm a lady!
Lex: Fred talks in his sleep.
Catalina: *mutters inaudibly*
Lex: What? Like you don't know by now that Fred and I share a bed.
Fred: Maybe she's thick.
Daniel: She doesn't snore, though.
Fred: *glares*
(80) Drive?
Catalina: I do my best.
Fred: ...and suck at it.
Catalina: Screw you.
Fred: I'm a goood driver.
Daniel: Gotta agree with that, actually.
Lex: But you've also had so much more practice than the rest of us.
Fred: Yeah, well, none of you ever complained about that when I gave you rides.
Kate: I try to stay off the main roads. Too much traffic.
Jeff: And too much unbearable singing.
Kate: Every car-ride needs a happy song.
(81) Like to drive fast?
Kate: No, not especially. Fred does, but I tell him I don't want him to, so he doesn't when I'm in the car.
Lex: Not when I'm in the car either.
Jeff: I don't when you're in the car.
Lex: *grins* I appreciate that.
Kate: Daniel couldn't care less what I want, however.
Daniel: What? Driving fast is fun!
Catalina: Bunny!
Fred: That's not funny.
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice?
Jeff: Yes.
Kate: Yes, I have a wonderful voice.
Daniel: And you use it to nag on the rest of us.
Kate: I don't nag!
(83) Hurt yourself?
Lex: Yeah.
Kate: Certainly not on purpose!
Fred: I fall a lot.
Kate: *determinedly* It's that damn hockey's fault. You always get injured! When are you gonna give it up?! *shakes head*
Fred: Yeah, cheerleading isn't nearly as dangerous, right?
Kate: You would be an excellent-
Fred: I'm not joining the cheerleading squad, Kate!
Daniel: I never hurt myself.
Lex: Lemme guess; other people do it for ya?
(84) Been out of the country?
Catalina: I've been to USA.
Jeff: You are in USA.
Catalina: Well, yeah. That doesn't count?
Jeff: I've been to Australia and Canada.
Kate: Oh! Did you see any koalas?!
Fred: She likes koalas. I'm here, obviously.
Daniel: ...obviously.
Fred: I've also been to Germany, France, Italy, England and Mexico. Oh, and Canada. And some various countries elsewhere.
Kate: When were we in Canada?
Daniel: You weren't there.
Kate: You went on a trip without inviting me?!
Lex: I've been to Canada-
Kate: She got to tag along?!
Lex: No. It wasn't with them. I've also been to Sweden and France with Fred.
Kate: Well, I've been to Europe a few times, and I visit my relatives in England quite often. Fred and I went to Mexico last summer and I've also been to Italy with him and Daniel, and to Sweden with Lex and Fred. Never been to Canada though... *mopes*
Daniel: Oh, for heaven's sake, we'll bring you with us next time!
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?
Fred: There's not a lot I don't eat.
Lex: You know, eating raw fish is really gross.
Fred: It wasn't raw!
Lex: It looked raw! It looked like hacked up snake!
Catalina: Eww, stoppit!
Jeff: I ate a bug once.
Lex: Yeah, that was really gross too.
Kate: Eww!
Daniel: Hey, Kate, ever eaten anything gross? *grins*
Kate: Yes. Fred and Daniel tricked me! They put ketchup in my milkshake when I wasn't looking, and I didn't notice until I'd taken a sip! It was disgusting! And they laughed at me! Argh!
Fred: Well, it was funny.
Daniel: Damn right it was.
(86) Been depressed?
Kate: Haha, no!
Jeff: You're just the image of mental health, aren't you?
Kate: *looks confused*
Daniel: Depression was just invented by the government so they would have something to blame on when people started to get miserable as a result of the high taxes.
Fred: ...which means that Catalina is just generally deluded.
Catalina: Hey!
(87) Been to a funeral?
Kate: No! Of course not!
Fred: Why is that so 'of course'?
Kate: Funerals are terrible things. Why would anyone be there?
Fred: *annoyed* Maybe it's not 'of course' to everyone just because it is to you.
Catalina: I've never been to one.
Daniel: I think I have.
Fred: You don't remember?
Daniel: No.
(88) Been in love?
Jeff: I don't know.
Catalina: *mumbles* I don't think so.
Daniel: *snorts* Definitely not!
Kate: In love? No, I reckon I haven't.
Lex: Well, aren't you guys just a ball of sunshine...
Fred: I have.
Lex: Am, actually. *grins*
Fred: That's what I meant.
Daniel: No snogging!
Fred: Sod off.
(89) Done drugs?
Lex: Nothing serious.
Jeff: Technically, yes.
Catalina: Erm...
Fred: We all know you have! Just admit it!
Catalina: Shut up!
Kate: Err... Yes. But I won't do it again!
Daniel: Wow. You didn't blame that on me.
Kate: I could. But it wouldn't be true since you didn't actually talk me into it.
Daniel: I couldn't do without it. Spend an hour with yourselves and you'll see where I'm coming from. *gets attacked by pillows*
(90) Gone skinny dipping?
Catalina: God, no!
Daniel: *laughs* Catalina said 'God'.
Catalina: Jerk-o.
Fred: No.
Lex: Nope.
Kate: No. But it sounds like fun!
Daniel: I'll be sure to notify the football team right away.
Fred: Hey! I'm on the football team!
Daniel: Right. Very sorry about that, mate.
(91) Had a medical emergency?
Jeff: Not one of my own, no.
Lex: Yes, I share mine with everyone. *rolls eyes*
Fred: My entire life is a medical emergency.
Kate: It's the hockey, man.
Fred: Like you haven't fallen off the pyramid plenty of times.
Kate: I only got hurt once when I fell down from the very top and twisted my ankle.
Fred: And who carried you to the school nurse, mmm?
Kate: You did... But I never would've fallen if Chrissie hadn't swayed like she did! Also, I broke my wrist once when I was a kid.
Catalina: I got a concussion once.
Daniel: *sarcastically* Yeah, that was real drama.
Catalina: They called an ambulance!
Fred: They were already there before you hit your head!
Catalina: Still!
Lex: Ice. Hard.
(92) Had a surgery?
Kate: No. Eww.
Jeff: Eww?
Kate: Blood. Gore. Blood!
Fred: I've had one.
Kate: Eww, why?
Fred: Mac hit me with a hockey stick. Internal bleeding or something.
Kate: Why weren't you wearing your hockey pads?
Lex: I don't think they were on the ice when it happened, Kate.
Daniel: I had my tonsils taken out when I was younger.
Kate: Eww!
(93) Ran away from home?
Fred: Not from home, but from the school they put me in.
Kate: Did they catch you?
Fred: Err... I ran twice, until the Social Services threatened to put me in a foster family.
Kate: *gasps dramatically*
Fred: ...I'm pretty sure I've told you this story before, though...
Kate: Err... Maybe so. I took off once when I'd argued with Mom, but I didn't plan to stay away for long.
Daniel: You were gone two hours, Red. She thought you were at the mall!
Lex: Fred and I ran once. We came back again, though.
Fred: It was more like a vacation, if anything.
Lex: I definitely don't sleep in barns during vacations.
Jeff: I've never had any reason to run.
Daniel: Me either.
Catalina: I always end up back here anyway.
Daniel: Hey, not our fault you suck at clearing your tracks behind you.
Catalina: I'm sure you did it more out of amusement than concern.
Daniel: Ouch, hurt my feelings there. *grins*
(94) Played strip poker?
Kate: Stupid, stupid boys!
Daniel: Hey, now. How were we supposed to know the suckage of your poker playing?
Catalina: *snickers*
Fred: I wish I'd known that about her, too.
Catalina: I didn't know you would suck so much at it, Fred.
Jeff: At least I didn't lose.
Lex: I'm glad I just watch you guys play this...
(95) Got beaten up?
Fred: A lot. Mine and Mac's arguments usually ended with concussions and sprained body parts. Then there's my dad. And the hockey.
Catalina: I fought with my brother a lot too. And the hockey.
Jeff: You fought with the hockey?
Lex: Just by my dad.
Daniel: Fights are below me.
Kate: And you still manage to get beaten up. I rarely get in trouble. Fred or Daniel usually aren't farther away than they can take stick up for me.
Fred: You do get in trouble an awful lot, Kate.
(96) Beaten someone up?
Kate: I've gotten into a few fights with Chrissie Connors. I'm stronger than her.
Fred: Good thing, that. I don't feel like hitting a girl.
Lex: I've gotten into a few fights. I win a lot of 'em.
Jeff: Me too.
Catalina: I don't win fights.
Daniel: Maybe you should stop picking them?
Fred: Good suggestion!
Lex: *looks amused*
(97) Been picked on?
Kate: When I was a kid, they teased me about my hair, but I was nice to them anyway until they became my friends. I'm not sure I would approach it like that if it would happen now, though.
Daniel: We like teasing you about your hair.
Fred: I can't remember why I was picked on.
Jeff: Rich kids get picked on?
Fred: Maybe I remember wrong?
Catalina: I never got picked on.
Daniel: Hey, let me know if you need a good pick sometime.
Kate: Fred, Danny is hitting on Bambi again.
Daniel: I just enjoy teasing her, actually.
Lex: You need a new hobby.
(98) Been on stage?
Catalina: Please don't remind me.
Jeff: It would take us a while. You were too drunk to remember most of it.
Daniel: I don't need that kind of self-assurance.
Jeff: That's fresh coming from you.
Lex: Jeff and I are on stage almost every week.
Daniel: And how does that make you feel?
Lex: I don't know. How would it make you feel if I punch you?
Kate: I think that would hurt, Danny.
Daniel: Thanks for that extensive information.
Fred: I think I've been on stage too many times in my life.
Lex: A very specific three minutes and nineteen seconds come to mind.
Fred: You could've helped me out, you know!
Lex: And missed out on all the laughing? I don't think so.
(99) Been so drunk that you know you’re supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can’t remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?
Kate: Yeah, but it will never happen again!
Fred: I speak for the entire football team when I say thank you.
Kate: *mutters*
Catalina: Theoretically speaking...
Fred: You used to barf your brains out all the time.
Jeff: Thanks for that lovely mental image. Am I the only one who can control my liquor consumption?
Lex: No, you're not.
Jeff: Lex, you're dating Fred.
Lex: Fred's not a hopeless alcoholic.
Jeff: I only said that I thought-
Lex: Well, it's not true.
Jeff: Fine. Just looking out for you, ya know.
Lex: I know. I don't drink a lot either.
Jeff: That one time was plenty enough.
Daniel: Fred, are they fighting?
Fred: *thoughtfully* No... I don't think so...
(100) Slept outdoors?
Kate: Eww, no! Who would want to?
Jeff: I have to agree. Outdoors isn't too much fun.
Catalina: Only during camp.
Fred: I'm rich, I don't have to.
Daniel: Outdoors isn't that bad.
Lex: It is when outdoors is in a barn.
Daniel: No one told you to go sleep in a barn.
Lex: Fred did.
Daniel: This isn't gonna turn into a kinky story, is it?
Lex: No!
Daniel: Damn.
(101) Thought about suicide?
Lex: Doesn't everyone?
Kate: No, never!
Daniel: Your life's just been sunshine and ice-cream every day, then?
Kate: Life isn't so bad, you guys.
Jeff: Well, you're definitely starting to get on my nerves.
Fred: I've never thought about it either.
Lex: It makes me so surprised that the eternal optimists of the gang have never once thought about suicide.
Fred: I almost accidentally killed myself once.
Jeff: Yeah, that doesn't count at all.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?
Kate: Yeah, a few times.
Catalina: Not purposely. Except during final exams and stuff.
Jeff: Yes.
Fred: Yeah...
(103) If yes, what is your record?
Lex: 48 hours, maybe? Fred?
Fred: Sounds about right.
Kate: Three days, maybe. Three great days!
Daniel: A day. Maybe two.
Jeff: Around 72 hours or so.
Fred: Almost five days.
Lex: I remember that.
Daniel: Yeah, when you were studying for that Swedish SAT thing. You started crying when you didn't know the answer to question number five.
Fred: I was edgy, alright?
Catalina: It wasn't that hard.
Lex: Just shut up, okay?
(104) Gone one day without food?
Fred: I would be dead in twenty minutes.
Lex: He actually would.
Fred: Tried to kill me, have you?
Lex: Well, you are worth a lot. *smiles*
Daniel: That's true love for ya. I've never gone a day without food. I force-fed Lina with Snickers once, though.
Catalina: Which was completely unnecessary.
Daniel: You looked starved! I did you a favor.
Catalina: Again: I suspect you only did it for your own amusement.
Daniel: But you taught me a lot of good curse words in the process. And McKinley...
Kate: I know, I know! It was wicked stupid, and I'll never do it again. I can't remember why I would do something so stupid! Even you pointed it out to me later and you're the master of stupidity.
Fred: I didn't hear a thank you in all that.
Kate: Thank you.
(105) Talked on the phone all night?
Catalina: *quickly* Yes.
Jeff: Wasn't with me, at least.
Catalina: *embarrassed*
Kate: With Fred. It was sort of a crisis situation.
Fred: It was alright.
Kate: You don't sleep a lot, do you?
Lex: You were up all night talking to me when you were in Sweden.
Fred: I didn't mind.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first (moms and daddies don’t count)?
Daniel: This question has major fight potential.
Fred: It's not too bad. Catalina, when we were dating, and Lex, before we were dating.
Catalina: It says without having sex first.
Fred: You know which time I'm talking about.
Catalina: *mutters* Fred, Jeff and Anthony, I guess.
Daniel: What? I don't deserve to be on that list?
Fred: You've slept with her?
Catalina: No!
Daniel: I let you sleep on my bed.
Catalina: I fell asleep!
Daniel: Hardly my fault, was it?
Catalina: We'd just been studying.
Fred: I doubt no one but you cares.
Lex: Fred, Jeff, Anthony, Matt and Chris.
Jeff: Lex, Julie, Sammie, Anna and Catalina, then. Kate?
Kate: We didn't sleep in the same bed.
(107) Slept all day?
Kate: No, there's too much to do!
Catalina: That's exactly why I sleep all day.
Daniel: That's the spirit!
(108) Killed someone?
Jeff: It's not on my to-do list.
Kate: Of course not! What a stupid question!
Daniel: Hopefully the worst rabble will kill themselves off without my help.
Kate: Daniel!
Daniel: What?
(109) Made out with a stranger?
Lex: Nope.
Fred: Of course not.
Jeff: No.
Daniel: It happens.
Kate: Hmm, yeah.
Fred: You know I've told you to be careful about doing stuff like that.
Kate: You're probably right.
(110) Had sex with a stranger?
Fred: I could only have sex with someone I love.
Daniel: That's good for you, mate.
Fred: *happily* Thanks!
Daniel: *rolls eyes*
Catalina: No!
Lex: No.
Jeff: No.
Kate: No, I haven't had sex with anyone, least of all a stranger!
Daniel: Shocking information, really.
(111) Thought you’re going crazy?
Catalina: From time to time.
Jeff: Constantly.
Fred: Not in a while.
Kate: No, but some people think I am - but in a good way, not a mental way.
Daniel: You were severely misinformed.
(112) Kissed the same sex?
Daniel: Like that time Kate and Chrissie Connors made out?
Kate: What?! That never happened!!
Daniel: Shush! Don't ruin it!
Fred: *mutters* Yeah.
Catalina: You had yourself to blame.
Fred: It so was not something I asked for!
Jeff: So why didn't you just calm down then?
Fred: *mutters more*
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?
Daniel: Like the time when Kate-
Kate: Stop having me in your perverted fantasies!
Daniel: I don't have you there.
Fred: Yeah, right.
Daniel: What?
Fred: Nothing.
(114) Been betrayed?
Lex: Not that I can think of.
Fred: Nothing I haven't gotten used to, I guess.
Catalina: Yeah. Kinda hurts.
Jeff: Just that once, with Chris. I think I'm over it.
Lex: You're not much for holding a grudge, Jeff.
Daniel: Betrayal is for the weak.
Lex: You know, every time you share your so-called wisdom, it's obvious you're just scared it'll happen to you.
Daniel: *snorts, sarcastically* You really have me figured out, Ms. O'Leary.
Lex: Yeah, I think so too.
Daniel: Whatever.
Kate: No. I have to trust a person to be able to feel betrayed. Fred and Daniel would never do something like that to me.
(115) Had a dream that came true?
Catalina: Thought so. Was wrong.
Kate: Yes! When Ms. Sawyer let me join the cheerleading squad! That was the best day ever!
Daniel: In lack of reply, I'll answer the same.
Jeff: Nope.
Lex: Yeah. And Jeff, going on tour with the band was also a dream come true, wasn't it?
Jeff: Oh, yeah. Of course.
Fred: I can't remember.
Daniel: They don't mean actual dreams, Fred.
Fred: Oh.
(116) Broken the law?
Kate: Only the Cougar incident, and we returned him safely afterwards so it wasn't necessarily law-breaking stuff!
Fred: That damn pig still gives me nightmares.
Jeff: Wait, what?
Lex: Fred helped Kate steal the Cougars' mascot. Remember, the entire team went ballistic and threatened to tear down the football field.
Catalina: How can you tear down a field?
Lex: *stares* Anyway, they were mighty upset, and that pig also bit Fred.
Fred: They really shouldn't call a pig Cougar.
Lex: Better than having an actual cougar, right? And I told you not to move that pig.
Fred: I thought it was something else.
Daniel: You really thought it was a cougar, didn't you?
Fred: Eh... Well... He bit me!
Daniel: I can still hear the frightened squeaks.
Fred: We didn't hurt him!
Daniel: I was talking about McKinley.
Lex: It doesn't qualify as law-breaking even if it was a brainless thing to do.
Kate: Then I haven't broken any laws.
Fred: I got the core three.
Lex: Which are?
Fred: Speeding, underage drinking and illegal drugs.
Lex: Yeah, I've only broken minor ones too.
Fred: Oh, and I stole a car once, but I returned it.
Daniel: You delinquent, you.
Catalina: I shoplifted.
Daniel: That's because you're emo girl.
Catalina: I'm not!
Daniel: Well, I've done the infamous 'core three', as Fred put it, and everything you guys mentioned. And some other stuff you're better off not knowing.
Lex: You're so full of crap.
(117) Met a famous person?
Kate: Yeah!
Fred: Very informative. I've met a few.
Jeff: Yeah.
Lex: Me too.
Catalina: I haven't.
Daniel: You've met me, haven't you?
Kate: *scoffs*
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?
Kate: *whimpers* Oh, it was so terrible! I hit that poor little hedgehog and he died! It was the worst day of my life!
Fred: It really wasn't your fault.
Daniel: Yeah, there was no need to cry like you did. She refused to leave until someone had come by to take care of the road kill. Scared the hell out of me with all that howling.
Kate: Don't call him road kill!!!
Daniel: Alright, alright! I'm sorry!
Fred: I think our turtle drowned.
Catalina: Like, now?
Fred: No, moron. It was Mac's turtle and I helped him with it sometimes. And then Mac killed him.
Kate: Oh, no!!
Fred: It wasn't on purpose!
Lex: You're kinda upset over something your brother did.
Fred: Well, it was his responsibility.
Lex: Feeling a bit guilty, huh?
Fred: A little maybe.
(119) On purpose?
Kate: Of course not! How horrible!
Fred: Bugs better not count as animals.
Kate: They still have feelings!
Fred: I smash them and run. It's not like I stay and chat with them afterwards.
Lex: Fred, you leave most of the bug killing to me.
Fred: So?
Lex: You're even too scared to be near them! Not that I mind, of course. I think you're cute when you're hiding from them.
Catalina: Stomp on 'em.
Kate: Doesn't anyone care about the animal rights?!
Catalina: I don't kill the bugs. I capture them and put them in Fred's room.
Fred: So that's where they come from!
Daniel: Red, you scream more than anyone when there's a bug close by - well, apart from Fred.
Kate: I never said I like them!
(120) Told a secret you swore you wouldn’t tell?
Jeff: I don't think so.
Catalina: Umm...
Daniel: Ha! I don't believe in secrets.
Fred: Probably because no one's ever told you one.
Lex: I don't think I have. Not one that's gone public, at least.
Fred: Not really. I tell Lex about what's going on.
Lex: Yeah, he trusts me.
Daniel: The fool.
Lex: Struck a nerve, huh?
Kate: I have, but only because I had to. It was for Fred's best. And sometimes I gossip about what I've heard in school, but that's not exactly important secrets.
Fred: Yeah, thanks for ratting me out. I feel so special.
Kate: It was for your own good!!
(121) Stolen anything?
Kate: When I was younger I stole candy. Until I got caught.
Daniel: Priceless.
Kate: Thank you.
Daniel: The situation, not you.
Catalina: I've stolen food.
Daniel: Admit it; it was a Barbie doll, wasn't it?
Catalina: It was not a Barbie doll!
Fred: I steal cars, but they always return to their owners.
Catalina: Unless you crash them.
Fred: Entirely your fault, that was.
Jeff: I don't really need to steal stuff. I can afford most of what I want.
Lex: And if you don't, I can.
Jeff: Exactly.
Kate: I wish I had rich friends.
Jeff: Kate, you are rich.
(122) Been on radio/TV?
Fred: Way too many times.
Kate: No, but that would be so cool!
Jeff: Yeah.
Lex: Yeah.
Catalina: Nope.
(123) Been in a mosh-pit?
Jeff: No, actually.
Lex: You'd think we would have.
Jeff: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Fred: Have fun with that. Crowds aren't my thing.
Lex: I'll tell you all about it when I get back.
Kate: Yes! It was fun!
(124) Had a nervous breakdown?
Fred: No, it seems kinda scary.
Daniel: How much of a coward are you, anyway?
Fred: Quite a lot, probably. It's still scary.
Daniel: Let's ask the princess of nervous breakdowns, shall we? Lina?
Catalina: Shove off, Daniel.
Daniel: Sorry, Tweety.
(125) Considered religious vocation?
Catalina: Sometimes.
Kate: Me? Please.
Fred: ...don't you have to read the bible for that?
Daniel: I'll go with you, Lina. It might be fun.
Lex: *rolls eyes*
(126) Bungee jumped?
Fred: Yeah, a few times.
Kate: Yes, Fred and I did when we were in Los Angeles! Daniel said it wasn't for him, but I know he was just saying that because he's scared of heights.
Daniel: Why would I want to dangle upside down in the sky?
Kate: *shrugs* He's scared.
Daniel: Sod off.
Catalina: I'm afraid of heights.
Jeff: Yes, you've proven that many times.
Lex: I really want to bungee jump now. Fred, you'll bring me along next time, won't you?
Fred: Of course.
Lex: Jeff, you can come too.
Jeff: Cheers, Lex.
(127) Had a dream that kept coming back?
Kate: Only happy dreams!
Daniel: Stop being so damn cheerful all the time!
Kate: You're just cranky because I said you're scared of heights. *giggles*
Lex: Yes, I have recurring dreams.
Fred: Yeah, me too.
Jeff: Yeah.
(128) Been high?
Kate: Once Twi Thr Yes.
Lex: That's usually what happens when you smoke weed.
Jeff: If I recall it correctly, yes.
Daniel: I would be right now, if Kate hadn't forced me to be here.
Kate: I'm better than rehab!
Fred: Rehab wasn't this annoying.
Kate: Hey!
(129) Seen a psychologist?
Fred: Once when I was a kid.
Kate: Why? You were so cute when you were a kid.
Fred: I doubt it had anything to do with my cuteness.
Daniel: Those hacks don't know what they're talking about at all!
Fred: Yes, thanks for getting us all sent to one, man.
Daniel: It wasn't my fault! I told them you had nothing to do with it!
Lex: Jeff and I got out of it.
Daniel: Let's all rejoice for you lot, then.
Jeff: Hey, don't be mad at her. You were the one who got into trouble in the first place.
Kate: I needn't even go; I'm perfectly sane and everything.
Daniel: Good for you, Red.
(130) Lied to your parents?
Kate: Well, duh.
Fred: Have I ever not lied to my parents?
Lex: I... embellish the truth.
Jeff: I might tell them white lies, but I don't think I've ever lied.
Catalina: I just avoid their questions.
Fred: Yeah, you're such a joy to speak to sometimes.
(131) Done a split?
Kate: Hello! Cheerleader!
Lex: I haven't tried in a while.
Fred: Maybe you should. Just to see if you still can.
Daniel: Yeah, that's why you want her to do it.
Catalina: I can do a split.
Kate: Oooh, do you wanna be a cheerleader?
Fred: *laughs*
Catalina: ...what's so funny about that?!
(132) Lied to your friends?
Fred: No, I rarely lie at all.
Lex: That's because you can't lie properly.
Jeff: That's not really a bad thing, though, if you think about it.
Lex: No, it's really not.
Daniel: You're all so gullible.
Catalina: No, I'm not.
Fred: Oh, you're the worst of all! With your constant lying, I'm surprised you haven't turned to dust yet.
Kate: I don't lie to those that matter.
(133) Bit someone?
Daniel: *whimpers* Ouch, Kate!
Kate: Now I have.
Lex: Man, look at those bite marks.
Daniel: That hurt, you-
Fred: Just shut up, or she'll bite you again.
(134) Played spin the bottle?
Fred: Oh, no.
Kate: What? It's a nice little game.
Fred: I hate it.
Kate: Well, I guess I can't blame you after what happened last time...
Jeff: Let's never ever play that game again.
Daniel: Done and doner.
Kate: I didn't mind it!
Fred: You don't end up in trouble every sodding time you play it!
(135) Given someone a bruise?
Kate: Yes. High school is a war field, man.
Lex: I assume 75 percent of all those bruises were inflicted upon Daniel?
Kate: Most likely.
Daniel: *pinches her*
Kate: *yelps*
(136) Driven illegally?
Fred: Since I was twelve.
Lex: More than I haven't. Fred's nice enough to let me practice with his car.
Jeff: Fred, you're a bad influence on her.
Fred: Probably. But you drive with her too, and I even let you borrow my car!
Jeff: And I appreciate it nonetheless. *grins*
Catalina: I don't have a license.
Daniel: And you're probably never gonna get one either. I've never met a shittier driver.
Catalina: Oh.
Daniel: Don't worry. I'll drive you places.
Fred: Can I just ask why you're always so nice to her?
Daniel: What? She's cool. She doesn't talk a lot, and when she does, she says the weirdest things - and she's tremendously funny when she's moody. Or angry with you, mate.
Fred: ...forget I ask.
Daniel: She is!
Catalina: ...
Kate: I seem to be the only one who isn't a juvenile delinquent.
Jeff: That's probably true. Even though we know it's not.
(137) Ditched someone?
Kate: Please. That's all I ever do.
Fred: I wouldn't call it 'ditched'...
Catalina: Really?
Daniel: Oh, yeah? What was it then? 'Let down harshly'? *amused*
Fred: Did I ask for your advice?
Daniel: No, you got it for free, so be twice as grateful, man.
Jeff: I don't think I have.
Lex: No, I don't think you have either.
(138) Freak danced?
Daniel: I'm not much for dancing...
Fred: I don't think I know what that would qualify as...
Jeff: I bet Kate would demonstrate it for ya if you ask her.
Kate: Of course! Dancing isn't dancing until it's freaky!
Fred: Oh, that kind of dancing...
(139) Cut yourself?
Kate: On, like what, a paper?
Lex: ...
Daniel: Congratulations. That was by far the ditziest thing you've said today.
Catalina: ...I don't get it.
Jeff: I think we should leave this question now, before it gets any worse.
Catalina: ...what?!
(140) Skipped school?
Kate: That may have happened once or twice or a bunch of times.
Fred: What? That's a bad thing?
Daniel: Of course not. Don't listen to the chicks, man. They take things too seriously.
Lex: I would suggest that you don't call me a 'chick', and I don't want you to be convincing Fred that school is bad for him.
Daniel: What, he can't think for himself all of a sudden?
Lex: I'm not kidding, Daniel.
Kate: Daniel has the worst attendance with the highest GPA in the entire school.
Daniel: You say that like it's a bad thing...
(141) Hung up on someone?
Fred: Plenty of times.
Catalina: You do know how rude that is, don't you?
Fred: I wasn't talking about you, Psycho.
Catalina: Don't call me that!
Kate: Yeah, my mom. She gets on my nerves.
Daniel: I like your mom.
Kate: She's a horrible, horrible woman!
Daniel: Seemed alright to me.
Kate: *upset* How can you say that?!
Daniel: Kate...
Fred: Quit teasing her, Daniel. You know how touchy she is about her mother.
Kate: I'm not touchy!!
(142) Gone commando?
Daniel: Yeah, Kate, I've heard rumors that the JV cheerleaders aren't wearing anything under their skirts. Is it true?
Kate: Eww, no!
Daniel: *tugs at Kate's skirt hem* Maybe I should look, just to make sure.
Kate: Not if you want me to slap you all the way back to Italy and back. Fred, tell him to stop!
Jeff: This place is like an advanced kindergarten.
Lex: I would've gone with mental institution. *quickly moves away from Daniel as Kate wrestles him down on the floor*
(143) Thrown up at school?
Lex: Luckily, no.
Fred: You've thrown up on the premises.
Lex: Not during school time. It's harder to avoid when you live here!
Jeff: I've managed to avoid that as well.
Kate: Yeah... I had the flu but they didn't have anyone to jump in for me during one of the basketball games. Bet they regretted that decision...
Jeff: I know I regretted even being there to witness it.
Fred: You didn't have to escort her to the school nurse!
(144) Made yourself throw up?
Lex: Only when I was sick, to feel better.
Fred: Weird how that works, really. I guess drinking too much counts?
Daniel: Well, it is something you cause yourself, so yeah.
Kate: Eh. Promised I'd never do it again, though!
Fred: Damn right you did.
(145) Flashed someone?
Fred: *laughs* No.
Lex: I don't really flash strangers.
Daniel: Just your friends? Did I miss out on something?
Fred: Hey! I will kill you for even thinking it.
Daniel: I better move over here, then. *slides over to the end of the couch*
Kate: Ouch, Daniel! Be less gracious, will you?
Catalina: You stepped on my foot.
Daniel: Sorry, Tweety.
Kate: You nearly squash me, but you apologize to her?!
Daniel: What? She's smaller, and I didn't intend to actually step on her foot. *grins*
Kate: Well, I've never either.
Daniel: You're a cheerleader. All you do is flashing people.
Kate: No, I don't! *thinks* Maybe accidentally?
(146) Done anything sexual with/for opposite sex for beads?
Catalina: For beads?
Fred: Oh, come off it. You would do it for a sandwich.
Catalina: *gasps angrily* No, *slaps his arm* I *slaps harder* wouldn't! *slaps again*
Fred: *laughs* Calm down, Catalina!
Lex: *looks slightly annoyed* I think he gets the point, Lina. Leave off him.
(147) Had a burping contest?
Kate: I'm a lady! Ladies do not burp.
Daniel: I doubt you would win even if you tried.
Fred: Don't say that. She's quite competitive.
Daniel: And you aren't?
Fred: More than her.
Kate: Nuh-uh!
Fred: See?
(148) Snuck out?
Jeff: Not really. Wouldn't call it sneaking.
Fred: If it doesn't involve a window, it's not sneaking.
Daniel: How about through the cellar?
Fred: Were there windows in the cellar?
Daniel: I think so.
Fred: Then it's alright.
...
Kate: Yes! Yes! I've snuck out! What's all the fuss about?!
Daniel: What the...? No one's said a bloody thing!
(149) Been to a school dance?
Catalina: Meh.
Kate: Of course! I love them. You guys are the grumpiest, most negative people in the world for not realizing how wonderful school dances can be!
Fred: You know, they're just about alcohol and sex. And that's just like a normal weekend anyway!
Daniel: Kate has a point, though. It's always easier to get laid during Homecoming, for example.
Kate: That was not my point!
Lex: I think it's kinda nice. But Fred's also right. You don't need a school dance for dressing up and going out.
Fred: And having sex.
Kate: Stop focusing on sex! That's not what school dances are about!
Jeff: They kinda are, you know.
Kate: Argh! Guys are so annoying!
Lex: They have one-tracked minds, Kate. It's pointless to debate this issue any further.
Kate: You spend too much time with them! They've turned you too!
(150) Thought your teacher was hot?
Kate: *sighs dreamily* Oh, yes.
Daniel: *grumpily* Who?!
Kate: Mr. Williams...
Lex: Oh, yes.
Kate: Third period...
Lex: ...Math.
Kate: He was such a doll.
Lex: He almost made up for Trig.
Kate: I sat through Advanced Algebra just for him. ... Man, I regret that now.
Jeff: Wait... That old guy?
Fred: Wasn't he like forty-five?
Lex: He was twenty-six!
Kate: That's him... Swoon, swoon.
Daniel: That bastard gave me an A- once!
Fred: I personally never liked him.
Daniel: Pure scum, probably.
Jeff: ...he was old.
Lex: *laughs* Aww, Fred, don't be jealous. I would never trade you in for him!
Kate: No, he's all mine.
Catalina: Mr. Williams? I had private tutoring with him.
Kate: And you never told me about that?!
Catalina: Didn't know you fancied him so much.
Kate: My constant telling you was not enough?!
Catalina: Sorry!
(151) Had an eating disorder?
Kate: I don't know if it counts if it was just for two days?
Fred: *shakes head* You were mental, Kate.
Kate: Sorry...
Fred: If you ever do anything like that again, I'll wring your neck, got it?
Lex: Don't be so harsh, Fred.
Fred: She could use a reminder. And so could you!
Lex: What?! You'll wring my neck for nothing?
Jeff: It was kind of a blunt way of saying it, maybe.
Fred: Sorry. You know what I mean.
Lex: Yes, I do, but I can ensure you that it'll never happen.
Daniel: So, should I yell at Tweety now, so everyone's been told off?
Catalina: Please don't.
Daniel: Right.
(152) Taken nude pictures of yourself?
Kate: Eww!! No!!
Lex: I'm shocked. Really.
Fred: Because she answered so fast?
Lex: No, because Daniel didn't have a chance to make a rude comment before she answered.
Daniel: I let her have this one.
Lex: You're such a nice guy. *rolls eyes*
Daniel: Don't I know it.
(153) Been on a cheerleading team?
Kate: Hello!!
Daniel: You know-
Kate: One smart remark about me, and I'll kill you!
Jeff: Just save the rest of us the trouble and kill him anyway.
Lex: *chuckles*
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CLOTHES
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(154) Shoe brand?
Fred: Nothing specific.
Jeff: ...you only wear the most exclusive brands.
Fred: What's so specific about that? It's not like I buy them just because they're expensive.
Catalina: I get my brother's leftovers.
Jeff: He must have exceptionally small feet, then.
Catalina: Well, I don't get them anymore.
Jeff: But you just said... oh, just... nevermind.
Kate: Nike Purify Cheer! *holds up her foot*
Lex: Nice.
Kate: We're sponsored.
(155) Brand of clothing?
Kate: You can't just have one favorite brand of clothing!
Lex: Anything comfortable is good enough for me.
Fred: Does that always include stealing my sweatshirts?
Lex: You said I could have them! And they weren't all stolen from you.
Fred: Right.
Lex: ...some of them were Jeff's.
(156) Cologne/perfume?
Lex: Whatever smells nice.
Kate: Escada Rockin' Rio. Oh, Lex, it smells wonderful! I would totally let you have some if someone hadn't used all of it as ammunition!
Jeff: That must've been when we all smelled like candy all day.
Daniel: See? I did you guys a favor! Who doesn't wanna smell lovely?
Fred: Don't know about you, mate, but I rather not smell like girlie perfume.
Kate: The nerve!
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?
Catalina: Clothes.
Jeff: Good choice!
Daniel: Can't but agree.
Kate: My cheerleading outfit!
Daniel: You're like Homer Simpson. You wear the same thing every day.
Kate: Don't compare me to Homer Simpson!
(158) How about parties?
Kate: Oh, that depends on the party! What the lighting is; what sort of people will attend and if it's outside or inside.
Lex: I don't spend that much time thinking of what to wear...
Fred: I wear the same thing I did during the day, unless it's dirty.
Jeff: Yeah, me too.
(159) Wear hats?
Fred: Only caps.
Lex: Usually not.
Catalina: Nah.
Kate: Yes, when it's proper.
Daniel: ...proper?
(160) Judge other people by their clothing?
Catalina: Yes, all the time.
Jeff: Oh, really?
Catalina: Just kidding.
Lex: I try not to.
Kate: Well, some people should dress better, that's all I'm saying.
(161) Wear make-up?
Lex: Yeah.
Kate: Well, yeah. Not too much, though!
Catalina: I don't.
Kate: That's so unfair. I wish I had your complexion.
Catalina: Maybe you can find it on sale somwhere?
Fred: *snorts*
Jeff: I think she means your skin tone, actually.
Catalina: Oh.
Kate: Fred's toenails are blue.
Fred: Thanks for letting everyone know that.
Jeff: Why are your toenails blue?
Kate: Don't be jealous. I can paint yours too if you want.
Jeff: ...thanks, I'm good.
(162) Favorite place to shop?
Kate: Paris! Oh, it's such a great city to shop in!
Lex: Eh, right... I'll stick to the record store.
Jeff: A mall, of some sort?
Fred: Yes. Mall.
Daniel: Mall.
Kate: You guys are so hopeless!
Daniel: Shopping isn't really a guy thing, you know.
(163) Favorite article of clothing?
Fred: I like my shoes.
Jeff: For that price, I'd love my shoes too.
Lex: I love Fred's dark blue sweatshirt. It's very snuggly.
Fred: And three sizes too big.
Lex: That's the best thing!
Kate: I adore the black dress I wore to Spring Formal.
Daniel: Made you look like a hooker.
Kate: That's really like a compliment, coming from you.
Daniel: *grins*
Catalina: I like my jeans.
Kate: Bambi!
Catalina: What? I do!
Kate: Jeans aren't girl clothing!
Catalina: But Fred's oversized sweatshirt is?
Daniel: *laughs*
(164) Are you trendy?
Kate: I very much hope so!
Jeff: That's not really a priority of mine.
Kate: It should be!
Lex: I'm alright.
Kate: Yes, Lex knows how to look trendy without trying too hard. That's what you guys should strive for!
Fred: Kate, shut up.
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?
Jeff: Rather? Like we have a choice?
Kate: It's rather convenient at times.
Daniel: You get to wear your stupid cheerleading outfit.
Lex: I'm just terribly glad I don't have to wear a skirt every day.
Daniel: Navy blue is just...
Catalina: ...nauseating.
Daniel: Exactly! It's like they're trying to form us into an army!
Lex: 'They'?
Daniel: The government, of course!
Lex: Why do you always drag the government into the conversation?
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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets?
Fred: Aliens are cool.
Lex: I guess so.
Kate: I haven't thought about it, really.
Jeff: Sure, what the hell.
Catalina: I'm still trying to find out if there's life on this planet.
Daniel: Now that's something I agree with. This is why we're the smart ones, and they're the-
Lex: I suggest you don't finish that sentence.
(167) Miracles?
Fred: They happen.
Lex: Yes, sometimes they do.
Jeff: Sometimes, yeah.
Daniel: Oh, please.
Catalina: No.
Kate: Yes, I do.
(168) Dinosaurs?
Kate: What? Of course!
Daniel: Are you sure they're not just some fairytale the government made up to-
Lex: Is everything a conspiracy to you?
Daniel: Only life itself and everything in *airquotes* 'outer space'.
Jeff: I think you're mental.
(169) Magic?
Fred: Yes.
Jeff: Sure.
Catalina: No, it's all fake.
Kate: Depends what kind of magic it is.
Daniel: *scoffs*
(170) God?
Catalina: Pass.
Fred: I don't know.
Lex: Me either.
Jeff: Same here.
Kate: Yes, in a way.
Daniel: How do you know it's not just some-
Lex: Shut up, already!
(171) Satan?
Kate: No, I don't think so.
Daniel: You believe in God, but not Satan?
Kate: I try to be optimistic.
Fred: Not sure I believe in any religious things.
Catalina: Right...
Daniel: No answers from the catholic atheist?
Catalina: ...
(172) Santa?
Daniel: Have you ever noticed how Santa is an anagram of Satan? You know they're the same person. No one would give away free gifts to children without wanting it to pay off somehow.
Lex: I think I'm going to start ignoring you completely from now on. I love Santa!
Jeff: I stopped believing in him when I was eight.
Kate: I did for a while, yeah.
Fred: No one ever told me that he was for real.
Catalina: David told me he wasn't for real.
Fred: I told Mac. He cried for like a week.
Kate: Aww!
(173) Ghosts?
Kate: No, I don't like to think about it.
Fred: Hmm...
Daniel: Look out, Fred! They're coming to getcha!
Catalina: *giggles*
Lex: Just ignore him, Fred.
Jeff: Hell, I believe in ghosts.
Lex: Yeah, me too.
(174) Luck?
Fred: Hmm...
Daniel: Fred is still thinking about the ghosts.
Lex: Yeah.
Kate: Yes, of course.
Jeff: Yeah.
Catalina: Pfft, no.
(175) Love at first sight?
Fred: I guess not.
Lex: No.
Jeff: No.
Daniel: *laughs*
Catalina: *scoffs*
Kate: Undecided. Not until it happens to me personally.
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can’t exist without the bad)?
Catalina: Sure.
Kate: Yes, that seems perfectly acceptable.
Jeff: Yeah.
Fred: Is that another religious thing?
Daniel: No, man. It's a sort of... plant that makes you delusional.
Fred: ...like pot?
Daniel: Exactly.
Lex: Daniel, stop confusing him.
(177) Witches?
Kate: Only the nice, Wicca kind.
Daniel: Wicca is not the same thing as a witch.
Kate: How would you know?
Catalina: Wicca is a religion, while witches practice witchcraft without it having to do with religion. Not all Wiccans cast spells. And just because you're a Pagan, doesn't mean you're a Wiccan.
Daniel: Exactly.
Kate: Oh, like you knew all that.
(178) Easter bunny?
Kate: Oh! Bunnies!
Lex: Awww!!
Jeff: Rabbits are nice, but no, I don't believe in the Easter bunny.
Daniel: They lay eggs, you know.
Fred: Bunnies lay eggs?
Daniel: *amusedly* Uh-huh.
Lex: No, they don't, Fred. Don't listen to him. You like bunnies, don't you, Fred?
Fred: Bunnies eat dandelion leaves.
Lex: Aww.
(179) Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever?
Kate: I'm not sure.
Lex: No.
Jeff: I don't know.
Daniel: *snorts*
Catalina: Obviously not.
Fred: If you're with the right person.
Lex: Good point.
(180) Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Catalina: No.
Kate: Yes!
Fred: Not really.
Lex: I wouldn't mind some gold.
Daniel: Being with Fred isn't enough?
Fred: I'm not made of gold.
Jeff: I'm sure you are if you tally it up.
(181) Do you wish on stars?
Fred: Lex likes stars.
Lex: You save all the wishes for me, huh?
Fred: Of course.
Lex: That's very sweet of you.
Daniel: You know they're just gas, don't you?
Kate: Kind of like you, then.
Lex: Daniel, you've officially won the title as the most pessimistic person in this country. Don't you ever see the positive aspects in anything?
Daniel: I'm not pessimistic. I have a realistic view of things, that's all.
Lex: Like Santa being evil?
Fred: I think he should share the title with Catalina.
Daniel: Don't worry, Tweety. Let them all fool themselves. We're the realists of the gang. No shame in that.
Catalina: If you say so.
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Catalina: Meh.
Jeff: I don't know.
Daniel: Don't you people have any faith?
Lex: Excuse me? You're the one going on like you're the Anti-Christ.
Fred: Theology, isn't that also about religion?
Daniel: Oooh, look who's catching on!
(183) Do you think God has a gender?
Kate: Yes, and she's doing a wonderful job.
Catalina: God doesn't exist.
Lex: God is male but women hold all power.
Jeff: The girls have interesting answers.
Daniel: Yeah. They're all wrong, of course, but interesting nonetheless.
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion?
Kate: I think it's the rational view of a belief.
Jeff: That was quite insightful, Kate.
Daniel: Don't count on it happening again.
Fred: I flunked Science. Come to think of it, I flunked Religion too.
Daniel: Don't worry, Fred. God is forgiving. Unless God really is a chick. Then you're in trouble.
